First, I want to thank Dave Collum for producing these monumental treatises every year, which I calculate must mean spending hundreds of hours sitting at his computer, blasting away throughout the year. This may be one of the reasons he had to employ the services of “Dr. Darth Vader” this year, which I would call “taking one for the (Peak Prosperity) team.”
Even if I didn’t agree with most of his insights and positions, which I do, I think I would still fork over the full asking price of his articles just for the off-the-wall humor.
About 10 years ago, I had to stand up for owning a Prius on this forum after davefairtex made some derogatory remark on a post, and here I am standing up for my Tesla. (Will I never learn?). I guess I’m going to have to agree with Barry Ritholtz about Dave (Collum), at least with his take on EVs, because “I Googled it.” (joke).
Actually, I won’t challenge his overall view about the cost benefits or environmental benefits of ICE vs. EV, though I’m sure many would. Instead, I will state my reasons why I love my Tesla, and as Dave might say if he were in my position, “Your opinion (and facts) has been duly noted … and ignored.” Therefore, in no particular order:
- I wake up every morning with a fully charged vehicle ready to drive up to 300 miles, saving me countless trips to the gas station, and not costing me a cent more than the $60k I spent on my PV solar (which apparently is another reason that I’m a bad human being).
- No oil changes.
- No cooling system maintenance.
- It drives itself while I sit back and listen to podcasts of people like, um, Dave Collum.
- Automatic software updates.
- and … Fart noises on demand.
The number one reason I love my car is the feeling I get, like launching into hyperspace, when I step on the pedal. I guess I would compare it to the feeling a crack addict gets on that first hit (although I wouldn’t know for sure).
In the end, loving my Tesla might be the only addiction I can afford… at least until silver pops.
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