Sad but true. I still have the hearings of Cheetos and Rowe in my ear…
Senators: “60 days for the investigation report is inacceptable, you have to deliver much faster than that!”
USSS: Blablabla suckers
So still 23 days to go, if they can really fulfill the 60 days deadline, what I wouldn’t bet on.
If they can the outcome is probably like this:
Due to our 24/7 investigation (the acting director almost didn’t get any sleep, honestly) we now can 100% confirm, there have been shots fired and people got hurt. It took place in Butler PA. And just to let you know, we didn’t discharge anyone. Thank you. Case closed.